What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 02:34
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Scientists Spot Mysterious Object in Our Galaxy Pulsing Every 44 Minutes - futurism.com
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …